write, don’t call…
June 27, 2009lar-yn-gi-tis
pronunciation: \ˌla-rən-ˈjī-təs\
a condition that often strikes quietly and unknowingly; often discovered first thing in the morning when a person tries to speak, and all that comes out are squeaks and croaks.
fat lip
pronunciation: \ˈfat\ \’lip\
A natural phenomena that occurs when a young boys head strikes his mothers mouth. This very painful occurrence often results in strong irritation, sometimes anger
ex-treme thank-ful-ness
pronunciation: \ik-ˈstrēm\ \ˈthaŋk-fə-nessl\
What a mother feels when her baby boy successfully digest, and then passes, a foreign object. Extreme thankfulness occurs when the foreign object was a latex balloon, which was never known to be in the possession, much less the mouth, of the child.
Yes, these all are about me, and yes, it’s been a rough day















Jessica (N): Yuck! Hope things start to get better! Can't wait to hear more about the fat lip and digestion problems this weekend!
Jane: I need to hear more about this . . . . !!! :) Jane