lar-yn-gi-tis
   pronunciation: \ˌla-rən-ˈjī-təs\
a condition that often strikes quietly and unknowingly; often discovered first thing in the morning when a person tries to speak, and all that comes out are squeaks and croaks.

fat lip
   pronunciation: \ˈfat\  \’lip\
A natural phenomena that occurs when a young boys head strikes his mothers mouth.  This very painful occurrence often results in strong irritation, sometimes anger

ex-treme thank-ful-ness
   pronunciation:  \ik-ˈstrēm\  \ˈthaŋk-fə-nessl\
What a mother feels when her baby boy successfully digest, and then passes, a foreign object.  Extreme thankfulness occurs when the foreign object was a latex balloon, which was never known to be in the possession, much less the mouth, of the child.

Yes, these all are about me, and yes, it’s been a rough day